Coffee? It's martini time!
While it’s true I’ve worked on Madison Avenue for the past 5 years (as a creative director, no less), I would hardly say my life is anything like the characters on the hit TV show.
Nonetheless, even you can create your own MadMen character using AMC’s MadMen Yourself interactive tool.
I think I like Chance’s better: http://www.chancebliss.com/2009/11/05/madmen-yourself/